lawddddddddd DON. hush up! you talking so damn slow! My kids will be born before you finish telling this story!!!

Here we gooo if u was born in the 80's and before u remeber hearing ur moms playing this jammin as she was cleaning

via @cprater A lst generation born West African-American woman says Obama is an "African Colonial" http://bit.ly/17i2bD MUST READ & RT

Jonas Brothers change a few words of a Kim Wilde song. Get credit from anyone born after 1997. Kids of the future? It's in America. #sadfact

Why are so many kids born in the summer? I have birthdays every weekend!

And just like that, Hurley's Heroes was born.

Fucking Thursday! NECROPHAGIST, SUFFOCATION, ENSIFERUM,DARKEST HOUR, WINDS OF PLAGUE, DYING FETUS, BORN OF OSIRIS, AFTER THE BURIAL #metal

Keith sweat. Responsible for some of the kids born in the 90s

listening to Born of Osiris(aka BOO)

the hurt locker is the film kathryn bigelow was born to make + one of the best war films I think that I've ever seen.

@GoodBirdInc She's still really young (born 11/08) and still eating some formula. Beautiful and strange bird. 3 birds are a handful for us.

Jessica Simpson was born in Abilene, Texas. Tony Romo was born in San Diego, California

I have come to the conclusion that the next big pop star as big as Michael Jackson has not been born yet.

@kcklo63 what are you doing in 'sota? How long are you there? I was born and raised in Minnetonka. Love me some 'sota!

@googirlsmiles yes circus sounds like fun me and hubby did this Before my daughter was born and we took her 3 years ago 2 c ringling bros

the king of the pop is die but the legend of music is born!! Forever i miss michael jackson... <3

RT @beltain35: it was a shock to see all the young kids getting off to music composed 20 years befour they were born<happened here too

RT @lizbdavis Moral of the story. You are not born smart you get smart. #Necc09

Q: Mel Brooks was born on June 28 1926. For which film did he win an Academy Award for best screenplay? #trivia http://twrivia.com

Flash mobs are officially dead. If they weren't born of advertising, they've certainly died at its hands. It drains meaning from reality.

Lovely! Lazy Sunday spent watching Born Yesterday on TCM. Judy Holliday+Dictionary=Sexiest scenes in film history.

Watching "Born Yesterday" on TCM. Very funny Cukor film, plus William Holden in glasses! :drool:

I fucking hate born of osiris, i hate cheesy metal, these guys need to go fuck another pyramid and worship one eyes sand gods from egypt

atm thers <3 only 4 u 2day u wer concieved in my mind, 2moro u shal b born frm my oven only 2 return 2 my body in ur death, bt in my belly!

@Fr3shPrince true but at 2 years old what can someone possibly remember. im talking about these hipster kids born in 89 swaggerjacking 85!

Drinking with all of moms childhood friends, love my godmother just admitted to smoking a blunt before coming to see me the day i was born

@moogyboobles My husband was just explaining to me it's 100 years since Fred Perry was born or some such.Must be a tribute or laziness.

#writechat Some monsters even shout that they didn't ask to be made (born?) like our kids do to us!

Branch 2.3.5 is born.

@MosenExplosion In fact, I think I remember when most of the kids were born.