#ThingsIcangetbehind Ed Norton playing Spandau Ballet's bass player on "Modern Family." I swear I am not in the employ of ABC.

I have the best friends on Earth, I swear. I love u all.

I swear Chuck Bass is on my bus.

I swear to God, if anybody Tweets or posts about New Moon again, I'm gonna put a gun in my mouth and pull the f-ing trigger!!