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Fireworks stand has a NO SMOKING sign...should be followed by the words NO SH*T. Of course, girl stands right outside the door...smoking.

Does anyone want to hang out, text me. I'm bored and feeling funky. As incentive, I'm making pierogi for dinner :)

the song "THE FINAL COUNTDOWN" is now playing in your head! ........ and you just lost the game.

@MeanBeanRo Naked is Natural.

My computer has crapped it's pants. Still have no clue what's wrong with it. *kicks computer*

@ChristoMephisto haha you still have that bunny? Release it at a park

Great day at Zappos today...getting ready for the gym listening to charlie hall sing 'all we need'....good reminder for me today!

@sefkac hahaha we are not nudists

Just to make the jock strap a little more appealing...it was on a hanger.

@Whil_ just don't do it at work. Kthx

@KillRockandRoll okay. just let me know! I wish I was going back east, jealous!

@meghanjoy exactly! Someone doing that almost ran me over. Texting & walking is kinda the same though.

@ChristoMephisto haha tonto. How's Nola bear feeling?

My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/Gr4vU

I really enjoy Third Day

@jennytalia and don't forget his work involving high altitude silver iodide injection.

@DamnFaeries I sure did get lucky this time.

I just uploaded a campaign and can't wait to see the results on how it performs targeting this demo.

@stanh1 - Funny Dad

I love red nail polish... Its hot!

Ugh. I want to go to Joann's but it's so hot out! What to do

@johnski - did you get that from the site I posted? ;)

OH on the radio "The sun will come out, tomorrow..." Where is that little redhead so I can smack her.

@jennytalia Yeah! I need some @randyhands sentiment right now. It's a powerful thing

RT: krianbalma Thanks to @bwflatow for sending the UX Defined visual! http://bit.ly/NIUof (great infographic!)

If brevity is the soul of wit, Twitter should be a body of wit. Unfortunately, it often seems to be wit's rotting corpse.

Omg...just saw a jock strap @ goodwill

Feeling light headed from my nap. Getting burnt today took all I had left in me. Getting ready for another long day tomorrow

Its so hot I might decide to bbq the pork chops I got yesterday....was gona stuff and bake them but I don't want to turn the oven on....

@muzik702, good luck on interview #2. We're all pulling for you!