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@jennytalia wowza.

Nikki_Lee 03:22 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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why is the newest dexter episode not available on demand? every week i have an issue with this damn thing. oy.

Nikki_Lee 03:00 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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so i'm like out of touch. what the fuck is adam lambert?

powerofsalad 02:59 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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Im drimkin pure vodka. Yikes

JoshieWashie 02:28 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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Evidently my passport photo does look like a mugshot. I thought it was funny until the Canadian customs guy asked me "Any law trouble?".

gumper23 02:17 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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In Ottawa. How does Canada earn the reputation for cleanliness? Streetsweepers at 4 AM. Sigh.

gumper23 01:44 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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@smakyasilly Wowowow.

JoshieWashie 01:43 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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Not having lip balm in this weather is like having a Trojan guard whip you 100x in the same spot on your lips...then pouring alcohol on it.

kewlgirl 01:26 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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Omg! About to fall asleep, my puppy decides it's time to barf...only this time, it's HALF OF THE STUFFED ANIMAL THAT WENT MISSING!!! UGH!

zappos_rockne 01:09 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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Wow.

JoshieWashie 01:07 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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@a45topaytherent YooHoo. FTW back!!

LV_Ruben 01:05 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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Mad @ smiths. Pepsi should have been 4/ 10 but apparently I had to buy 4 for the deal. Would have been nice of the cashier to point that out

Nikki_Lee 12:26 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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Todays tip, don't go the the store hungry.

Nikki_Lee 12:17 AM Pacific - Mon 11/23/09
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Looks like I'm going out with my drunkie @smakyasilly no more drinking for me. Drunk mess is not a good look!

JoshieWashie 11:49 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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@egw It's come down to that or the little blue pill, eh?

makenai 11:49 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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@crkinka well u figured it out

JoshieWashie 11:45 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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bark bark bark

stevie08 11:33 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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@Zappos_AnnaF Did u give the monkeys some treats?

Zappos_Wedding 11:30 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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@SoCalWeddings I say a fine port!

Zappos_Wedding 11:28 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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@jklol Robotic penguins lay eggs by c-section: http://penbo.com/

makenai 11:25 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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Hi lolzzzzzzzzz RT @crkinka: @JoshieWashie hi drunkie joshie washie :p

JoshieWashie 11:22 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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@Davidxo not going to bed. Gotta lobe RT's lol.

JoshieWashie 11:17 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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Night! RT @Gzus818: Good Nite Beautifulls =) @Mannywood87 @Ernie_28 @Sxyluna @ItzIvan @Evebrown_22 @DavidXo @JoshieWashie

JoshieWashie 11:15 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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@Jahkeim yup. It's over now. And I'm drunk. Thanks @smakyasilly ! This game was. Bad idea and u owe me 2 more shots! I'm just sayin

JoshieWashie 11:11 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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@whatsmytea I'll be tweeting the next awards show! Can't wait!

JoshieWashie 11:09 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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It was my pleasue RT @_sooz_: @JoshieWashie it was nice watching with you via twitter lol

JoshieWashie 11:03 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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Thank u his name is belvedere :) RT @Juliuso4: @JoshieWashie omg ur dog is HELLA cute!

JoshieWashie 11:00 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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@THEEmario I'm team #teamkrisallen too!

JoshieWashie 11:00 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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Adam used all his friends from the alternative lifestyle club!

JoshieWashie 10:56 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09
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@smakyasilly omg. A new bottle that I had no idea we had. Call me done for the night.

JoshieWashie 10:53 PM Pacific - Sun 11/22/09