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@jennytalia wowza.

why is the newest dexter episode not available on demand? every week i have an issue with this damn thing. oy.

so i'm like out of touch. what the fuck is adam lambert?

Im drimkin pure vodka. Yikes

Evidently my passport photo does look like a mugshot. I thought it was funny until the Canadian customs guy asked me "Any law trouble?".

In Ottawa. How does Canada earn the reputation for cleanliness? Streetsweepers at 4 AM. Sigh.

@smakyasilly Wowowow.

Not having lip balm in this weather is like having a Trojan guard whip you 100x in the same spot on your lips...then pouring alcohol on it.

Omg! About to fall asleep, my puppy decides it's time to barf...only this time, it's HALF OF THE STUFFED ANIMAL THAT WENT MISSING!!! UGH!

Wow.

@a45topaytherent YooHoo. FTW back!!

Mad @ smiths. Pepsi should have been 4/ 10 but apparently I had to buy 4 for the deal. Would have been nice of the cashier to point that out

Todays tip, don't go the the store hungry.

Looks like I'm going out with my drunkie @smakyasilly no more drinking for me. Drunk mess is not a good look!

@egw It's come down to that or the little blue pill, eh?

@crkinka well u figured it out

bark bark bark

@Zappos_AnnaF Did u give the monkeys some treats?

@SoCalWeddings I say a fine port!

@jklol Robotic penguins lay eggs by c-section: http://penbo.com/

Hi lolzzzzzzzzz RT @crkinka: @JoshieWashie hi drunkie joshie washie :p

@Davidxo not going to bed. Gotta lobe RT's lol.

Night! RT @Gzus818: Good Nite Beautifulls =) @Mannywood87 @Ernie_28 @Sxyluna @ItzIvan @Evebrown_22 @DavidXo @JoshieWashie

@Jahkeim yup. It's over now. And I'm drunk. Thanks @smakyasilly ! This game was. Bad idea and u owe me 2 more shots! I'm just sayin

@whatsmytea I'll be tweeting the next awards show! Can't wait!

It was my pleasue RT @_sooz_: @JoshieWashie it was nice watching with you via twitter lol

Thank u his name is belvedere :) RT @Juliuso4: @JoshieWashie omg ur dog is HELLA cute!

@THEEmario I'm team #teamkrisallen too!

Adam used all his friends from the alternative lifestyle club!

@smakyasilly omg. A new bottle that I had no idea we had. Call me done for the night.